January 2012
December 2011
uniquelyjay asked: -whispers- Sarin. Want to know what I've been meaning to tell you? Well, hear it is: I LOVE YOU!<3
Anonymous asked: sarin sarin youse a stupid fuckin' ho
shadzu:
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
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2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you've...
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gingerhaze:
Calendar Girl - Stars
The pages...
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And Fucking Justice For All: yo guys listen up →
crowry:
guys there is this thing
it’s pretty great
it’s called reverse image search
see what you do is you go here
and you drag your unsourced image and drop it into the search bar
like wow what a hot piece of art, how am i ever going to find the source for this with my…
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me: hey guys talk to me im nice
followers:
Some hot tumblr famous person: i like chips
follower #1: omg what flavour?
follower #2: me too!
follower #3: what brand omg
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just tried to text my mom “I’d love some of those pan-fried noodles.” what my phone thought I was trying to text “I’d love some of those pantie nudes.”
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my boots came in!
For christmas I got a spice rack (lol whyyyy auntie; I’m not ungrateful but I sort of wish she hadn’t because they just had a baby and have better things to spend their money on than me) and a pair of boots from my mom. I was soooo excited because I just offhandedly mentioned how much I wanted them since it’s so hard for me to wear high cut boots because of my fatness, but...
surgery was a successsss
and i’m feeling like utter crap but that’s normal i guess?? and i have painkillllerrrrrssssss
and my throats all sore from the tube they stuck down it but that’s okatyyyy
zombiemongai asked: Hey sarin i hope you have a safe and quick surgery :hug: i wish you the best <3
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oops getting surgery tomorrow
er today
in like 12 hours but whatever
aaaugh i’m freaking out because this past week has been absolutely awful and skyrim is the only thing keeping me happy to the extent where i am literally feeling withdrawl and that is fucking stupid
Tell me what you think being married to me would...
possibly quite awful
survivalgame:
uwu:
uwu:
hey guys
hey
guys
i brought snacks
oh my go d everyone why the FUCK are you reblogging this
/crying
verticalvest:
Oh look it comes with a Wii condom… I suppose trading off gaming pleasure for a decreased risk of GTDs and in-game pregnancy would be a good idea.
….
i just feel so unhappy right now
omg
mari gave me arkham asylum ;v;
ty babe! merry christmassss!
